What I read in 2016

So it was that at the rosy dawn of 2016, I promised myself I would read 50 books. I thought it a modest target. And then David Bowie died. And Prince. And Ali and George Martin and Victoria Wood and Gene Wilder and George Michael. Oh yes, and Brexit. And Trump. And Syria, Corbyn, Article 50 and so on and so endlessly forth: a never-ending ever-rolling nerve-shredding shit-show punctuated by flashes of real horror.

Long story short: I didn’t read 50 books, not even close. Then again, I did read some wonderful books. For instance, there was the majestical The English and Their History, by Robert Tombs, an absolute barnburner, a dazzlingly arrayed cornucopia of new arguments about England’s contested Imperial past, the evolution of the common law, Parliament, England’s ever-fractious relationship with Europe, Scotland, America, the world wars, Thatcher, Blair, and much else besides. A book with much to teach us about our current less-than-rosy present.

I’m not at all sure why I’d taken so long to read Phillip Roth but when I finally read American Pastoral, boy was I floored. Looking back, it’s hard to resist seeing the novel through the prism of 2016; the travails of the Swede and his infuriating daughter underscoring again that not every movement of rage can be explained away through rational argument: sometimes, people just suck and do sucky things. I refreshed the palette with All the Birds In The Sky by Charlie Jane Anders, largely on the strength of a Chabon rave on the cover. A witch! A scientist! In an adventure with cats and assassins and mystical talking trees! A year later and, despite that intoxicating precis and a vague memory of enjoyment, I remember exactly nothing about what happened. Guess that’s the thing with sorbets.

The Quick by Lauren Owen starts off in an authentically dark Gothic register, pale Victorian children scuttling around redoubtable country piles replete with secret rooms and imposing gardens, before the action moves to the city and becomes a kind of vampiric bildungsroman. A nice idea, but despite all the exsanguination, it becomes hard to care about characters who either A. desperately want to feast upon blood, or B. want desperately to not feast upon blood.

Rich characters is one thing that We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler does not lack. Every unhappy family being unhappy in its own way, the way in which this very experimental family is unhappy is surprising and ultimately tragic; but to say more would be to spoil things, so I’ll keep schtum. I followed that with A Brief History of Seven Killings, which, ha ha, is not brief at all but the sort of book critics like to call polyphonic. Though I knew practically nothing of its lightly-fictionalised Jamaica, I was mesmerised by its expertly-woven tapestry of mobsters, politicians (both alive and disembodied), musicians, CIA operatives and ludicrous violence. Excited to read his forthcoming fantasy series; the novel reminded me of nothing so much as a Song of Fire and Ice novel.

Some of the best nature writing I read this year was found within the confines of The Wolf Border by Sarah Hall, in which a steely zoologist is hired to re-wild the Cumbrian estate of a billionaire philanthropist and finds herself isolated in her little house in the valley. Absolutely beautiful writing about our relationship to the natural world,  with bonus landscapes, weather, wolves, sex, pregnancy, solitude and addiction thrown in.

A hike down to Lancashire for a novel at home in the uncanny valley. The Loney by Andrew Michael Hurley, a novel of bleak marshes and wind-swept estuaries, of faith and folklore and ghosts: Alan Bennett meets The Wicker Man. As my youngest would say: spooky pumpkin. After that I boarded a 19th century whaler to witness murder and the foul abuse of cabin boys in The North Water, a staggeringly pungent and bloody read.

Kate Atkinson’s The God In Ruins seems at first a simpler book than its majestic predecessor, with none of Life After Life’s multiple timelines; but as this novel weaves back and forth illuminating episodes in the life of Teddy and his family, it becomes every bit as heartbreaking and satisfying as the previous book. And that’s before a final authorial trick recasts everything you’ve read. And, like Ursula in Life After Live, I loved Teddy. Hey, here’s a thought Netflix: these two books would make an amazing TV drama. The Blitz, Eva Braun, rape, murder, birth, death, sex, nazis: its got everything you want for a Prestige Drama.

On a King whim, I read The Fireman by Joe Hill. Much to admire in this Stand-like novel, including a very King-like Big Bad, but its perhaps not as inventive on a page-by-page basis as the astonishing NOS4R2. Then I went back to the motherlode and read by 11.22.63 by Stephen King. Its about a man who discovers he can go back in time and makes it his mission to avert the assassination of JFK. It’s a great baggy beast of a book, but as ever with King, you plow on and it’s normally worth it. OK, it was no Stand or even an IT (despite some cameos from characters from that book) but still just so readable.

Then a run of three remarkable novels. First, a mock Victorian novel, a clash of Faith versus Reason, all set in a befogged estuary land, stalked by a possibly imaginary sea monster and very real tuberculosis. The Essex Serpent has superstition, hysteria, surgery, philanthropy and sea monsters. Perfect. That was followed by one of two sci-fi novels I read in 2016: The Fifth Season by NK Jemesin. Orogenes can from birth cause seismic activity by the power of their minds. Hence they are incredibly powerful and much-feared. I followed that with Howards End, by EM Forster. OK, so you already knew it’s a masterpiece. Good for you. Somehow this knowledge had passed me by. I knew the story, having seen the Merchant Ivory. But the way Forster keeps butting in to offer his two cents on the action is addictive and I wearily know now that I’m going to have to read his other novels.

Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes is a kind of novel-length Hannibal episode, with much inventive guignol and fashionable social-media-inflected prose. If it had one demerit it was that its revealing of supernatural elements seemed somehow cack-handed, any ambiguity about the killer’s motivations blithely cast aside: oh, it’s an interdimensional being trying to gain access to our world. Right you are.

That was followed by The Thing Itself by Adam Roberts. The conceit is that a computer scientist has deciphered and unlocked Kant’s philosophical system underpinning reality. That’s followed by a series of only loosely connected chapters that show the working of this system through history and a number of different prose styles. There was much that’s exciting here, but I was never sure that I completely following the author’s project: was it an elaborate parody on Kant’s philosophy, of which I knew not a jot going in? Some kind of deep engagement with existing sci-fi tropes? I get the same sense of bewilderment as I do with some of M John Harrison’s later novels, like I’m witnessing an argument the terms of which I’m completely oblivious too and whose stakes are obscure. That said, the chapter with the touring gay couple encountering Lovecraftian irruptions from the Kantian beyond will stay with me some time.

Finally, Golden Hill by Francis Spufford, a novel set in pre-Revolutionary New York with a very clever narrative device: the main character knows his mission from the beginning, but hides it from the reader until the very end. The prose is a delicious parody of novels of this time, but with lots of the annoying quirks left out (so many Capital Letters, Why?)

So those were the books I read in 2016. I reckon I’ll read more this year. After all, this year has to better, right?

Atomised by Michel Houellebecq

Atomised by Michel Houellebecq

I suppose the first problem is the translation of the title. In French, it’s Les Particules élémentaires. In the US, it’s The Elementary Particles. Here, it’s Atomised, which you half-suspect is being too clever by half, and which goes some way to explaining why it’s taken me well over a decade to read a book that was a succès de scandale on publication.

In its particulars, the novel follows a pair of equal opportunity hate artists, half-brothers who fail and rage at women and children and society and life in a post-68 France seen through the gimlet-eyes of a provocateur and sensationalist who never misses an opportunity to see the very worst in everyone and everything. It’s practically the definition of anomie.

Here’s Adam Gopnik on the book’s thesis:

“The libertarian advances of the post-’68 generations have led to a sinkhole of violence and despair: that materialism and sexual liberation end inevitably in misery, violence, and hopelessness… It is violently anti-individualist and anti-rationalist … and the only way out it offers lies in the possibility of taking a grimly stoical satisfaction in a scientific apocalypse that will put an end to humanity itself.”

A novel of ideas, then. Or, worse, a novel of hypotheses. Think of it as a book-length screed from Jacques ‘Jacques’ Liverot:

“An optimist sees half a pint of milk. He says ‘It is half full’. A pessimist sees half a pint of milk. He says “It is half empty”. I see half a pint of milk, I say ‘It is sour’.”

Perhaps when I’m older, with the kippered liver and encrusted heart, this novel will resonate with me in ways I can only guess at. At the moment, it doesn’t. I’m kinda glad about that.

Notes:

  • The fourth paragraph on this Digested Read exactly describes the novel’s style and what’s wrong with it.
  • To be scrupulously fair, Houellebecq’s book on Lovecraft is pretty good. Here’s an extract if you’re unsure. 

Things my Granddad said at Latitude 2013

Things my Granddad said at Latitude 2013*: 

1. “Disclosure are OK, but all their songs sound the same, apart from the good one”.
2. “Foals are OK, but all their songs sound the same, apart from the loud one, aka the good one”
3. “Don’t young people know that it gets cold at night?”
4. “You’ll not get me in THAT toilet”
5. “As I suspected, the festival experience is improved 1000% by carrying a chair at all times, and sitting in it most of them.”
6. “SOMEONE must want to sell me a rug, to keep the chill away from my knees.”
7. “That was a good dance, now let’s find a stand selling hot chocolate.”
8. “Please explain Alt-J. I have the patience.”
9. “Phew, I nearly mislaid my ear-plugs!”
10. “Our tent was advertised as having a shag-pile rug. Kindly explain why it does not”.

*OK, fine, Granddad didn’t say these things, he’s long since gone to the middle-class festival of ideas and culture in the sky. I said them, OK?

Golden Sections

I’ve started a tumblr that records bits I like from books I like. Rather lamely, I’ve called it Golden Sections. Why have I done this? So I can quickly re-read paragraphs like this:

Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculite patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not to be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.

 

 

32 Songs I Liked in 2011

This is a list of the songs that I listened to in 2011 and enjoyed. It is by turns partial, idiosyncratic and deeply conventional. It’s in no order. Also, chances are I’ve forgotten some tunes I liked back in January. If you were a January tune I liked and you’re not on this list, I apologise to you.

Oh, and by no means all of these came out in 2011. Never one for the brave and gaudy NOW, I prefer to squat safely behind the frontline.

1. Gotye – “I Feel Better

What a nice chap Wally is (with a neat taste in strange videos). And this a blast of pure Motorn joy, enlivened by some of the most compressed and racous horns outside of Turkish psych-pop and the fall of Jerico.


2. Radiohead – “Staircase

Delectable, with its trillion skittering rhythmical blips and blurts. This wasn’t on their album why?


3. College(feat. Electric Youth) – A Real Hero

From the Drive soundtrack, this great neon sigh of a song was as icily yearning as its hero was laconic. Hey girl, and so forth.

4. Girls – Vomit

Being a fusty old stick-in-the-mud, I suspected calling a song “Vomit” also meant that said song was precluded from also being a thing of beauty. Boy, was I wrong. Pitchfork said: “A November Rain for listeners prone to long, lonely walks”, which is the sort of thing they say a lot, but also sort of true.


5. Lana Del Rey – Video Games

There was an endless to-do over whether Lana was “AUTHENTIC”. Pop’s oldest and stinkiest red herring. The song’s a marvel, the video’s terrific and she has a killer way of singing “kiss” with, like,  seven syllables. Oh yes, and harps. The Joy Orbison remix was shyly blistering too.


6. The Stepkids – “La La

This is one that sounds a bit like the Rotary Connection. But did TRC have songs where the outro sounded like the song was being dismantled bit by bit? No? Well then.


7. Radiohead – Feral (Lone RMX)

This remix from Lone basically fixes TKOL’s most vexingly dispensable track.


8. Pentangle – “Bells

We lost Bert Jansch this year. Here’s just one reason why we were gutted.

9. Feist – “How Come You Never Go There?”

Favourite sound of the year: Leslie F hacking and hewing at her guitar.

10. The Field – “Looping State of Mind”

The only thing that could have made Mr Wilner’s debut album more completely awesome than it was was if he’d made each track longer. For his third album, that’s exactly what he did. Win.


11. Fox the Fox – “Precious Little Diamond

Heard this on the radio, know nothing about who they are or when it came out.* But I sort of like it that way, and I sort of love this.

*Though the video is a kind of giveaway.


12. The 2 Bears – “Bear Hug

The antidote to all this year’s tapehiss ambient and clanking mnml (both of which I love; neither of which you can rightly play at your child’s 1st birthday barbecue.)


13. Joe Goddard (feat. Valentina) – “Gabriel”

Is it my wrong ears, or does Valentina sound like Shakira? A bit, right? Anyhow, best dance-pop track of the year by, oooh, miles.

14. The Antlers – “Rolled Together

When I first heard this on shuffle, I thought I was listening to some great lost Spiritualised demo with better singing.


15. My Morning Jacket – “Day is Coming

Best Beach Boys re-issue of 2011.

16. White Denim – “Is and Is and Is”/”River to Consider

Once my ear came to terms with the free clatter and rolling boogie, everything suddenly made sense. Levitation meets Aerosmith. Yes, that covers it. Don’t believe me? Maybe the PAN PIPES and FLUTES will convince you:


17. Coldplay – “Moving to Mars

Because I have ears and a mind, the album was not my cup of tea. But this B-side shows they can still just about write halfway-to-amazing songs.

18. SBTRKT – “Pharaohs”

Extra points, obviously, for the head-dress.

19. Gillian Welch -“Scarlet Town”

Most welcome re-emergence of 2011. Eight years suddenly seemed worth it.

20. Jacques Green – “Another Girl”

Big drop made train journeys a pleasure

21. Jai Paul – BTSTU

Words don’t really do this justice. More songs please.


22. Bon Iver – “Holocene”

I finally understood this just days ago. It’s a Christmas song. Twinkling frosty blue. The lyrics, read on the page, can be disconcertingly gibberoid. They were written to be heard, if not understood.

23. Nerina Pallot – “Put Your Hands Up”

Great song, and if Nerina was a 10% better singer than she is, this would have been acclaimed as an instant classic.

24. Raphael Saadiq – “The Answer”

The closing cut from his album Stone Rollin‘. This was one of two things this year I wished had been longer, the other being Eugenide’s The Marriage Plot.


25. Burial – “Street Halo

Grimy rain-lashed etc etc.


26. Jamie Woon – “Shoulda

People were awful sniffy when this came out, perhaps because he went to the Brit School, and his voice is perhaps on the wrong side of faux-soulful. But BIG BUMs to that, because I loved this song. And “Night Air” too.


27. Bob James – “Nautilus

An old classic recontextualised by Benji B’s radio show Exploring Future Beats.


28. Adele – “He Won’t Go“.

Adele, you’ve heard of her, yeah? This song was up there with its more famous cousins, which were also great but have been written about to death. Richard XL played this between various none-harder rave and jungle tunes, and it didn’t sound too out of place.

29. Death in Vegas – “Your Loft My Acid”

From the title down, weird and warping italo-house perfection.


30. Other Lives – “For 12”

The video’s got an astronaut, the song’s got Morricone and Radiohead. Also, those massed strings, tensely bending from note to note. Nicely done.

31. Blawan – “Getting Me Down”

UK bass at its best.

32. Todd Terje – “Snooze 4 Love”

I could happily listen to this on a loop for lifetime.


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